Acrobat Enthusiast Parents Gifts

"Support the head."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

Washing Line Walker

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

Baby, baby maker

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Hire Wire Act

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"My bad."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire