Acrobat Gifts

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

"And now let's practice risk management!"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

The Path

Tight-wire detour.

"This is a fine time to lose your nerve!"

'Crisis'

One Way Tightrope

Tightrope Walker.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Walking on the edge.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

Broken Tightropes.

"You said stick 'em up. You didn't say stick your hands up...."

Trampoline Balance

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'Is it something I said?'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Our Mr. Herring has volunteered to show you the ropes.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Tightrope Walker Balancing with Phone

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Everyone has a role here!"

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Tightrope walkers.

Trapeze Lion

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"