Ice Acrobat Gifts

Ice Rink sign.

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Dolphin tricks.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Bobsled Police.

Cake Writer's Block

Child making ice sculpture.

Igloo Windfarm.

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Flight School.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Hands off!

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Writer

Scuba Skater

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Multitasking

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.