Pirate Skaters Pillows

"Shred the plank."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Treasure Island Book.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."