Seafaring Skaters Pillows

"Shred the plank."

Night of the Zombonies.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Ice skater

Lemniskate

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

It's all gravy.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Peacock on skateboard

Thin Ice

Raging Bull on Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Ice skating

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Double bass skating

Triple Sock Cow

Skateboard Olympics.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Snowman and girl