Pirates Pillows

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"What about hiding it someplace further off-shore?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'No sire, it's not a spelling mistake.'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'I checked with accounting and there's no missin' treasure, so I'm not sure what ye mean when ye say the scoundrel touched yar booty.'

'Cannonball!'

"Not in front of the crew!"

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

"Too jolly?"

Pirate Athletics.

Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Do you have any idea what this is doing to my high blood pressure right now?"

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

'Pizzas for eight.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'If I have to perch here all day, then you really need to do something about your ear hair.'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"