Pirate Captains Pillows

'That's the box your presents came in.'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Are we there yet?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Treasure Island Book.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'