Pirate Captain Pillows

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum.'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Piracy on a boating lake

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."