Pirate In Disguise Gifts

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."