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"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

'Day 24: Haven't gained their trust. Still can't get past secretary.'

Ba-boon!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

The life of penguins.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."