Primate Research Gifts

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

The life of penguins.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Trump to Build Wall

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'