Tech-savvy Primates Gifts

Modern animal communication

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Computers affect real life.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

Monkey casino study.

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"What's so funny about two monkeys in a bar?"