Primate Researcher Gifts

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Trump to Build Wall

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Swinging through the jungle.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."