Primate Researcher Prints

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Swinging through the jungle.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Trump to Build Wall

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Monkey casino study.

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

Mankind