Primate Pal Pillows

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"This is my man cave."

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.