Polite Pal Pillows

Where are your manners? Keep your tusks off the table!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The merger hits a snag.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

Policeman and cab tout,

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

Gentleman whale.

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'So you're a cat person...'

As American as Apple Pie!

"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

'What do you mean... how am I?'