Pearl Perfectionist Gifts

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

Bullseye!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

I love Marimba

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Birth of Darth Vader

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Pearly Queen Gates

I love Pottery.

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

Potter

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Writing

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'