Purring Pal Mugs

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Shelter Cat Nap

Pet Cemetery.

'You tell me how he does it.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Persian

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

Cat DNA is decoded.

Checking watch

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Was that real purring?'

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"Just what I wanted !...an Empty box!"