Purring Companion Mugs

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Shelter Cat Nap

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Pet Cemetery.

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Cats

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Love is Love

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Cat yoga

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

What's For Dessert

When cats bring gifts.

Cat DNA is decoded.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Good morning, world!"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.