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'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Shelter Cat Nap

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Cats

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Cat yoga

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"Good morning, world!"

Cat DNA is decoded.

What's For Dessert

"What they hell are we looking at."

"No-one nit picks like you..."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'