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'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

I wish I could remember which one of our guests gave us these kittens for our wedding gift.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Cat yoga

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'Was that real purring?'

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

"Well of course I overeat when I'm under pressure. 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'!"

'Relax - TV brings you a commercial - free hour of a purring kitten...

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Lady Chatterley's Lover