Purring Gifts

'Was that real purring?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat Burglar.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat yoga

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'