Purr Posse Gifts

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."