Junk Whisperer Gifts

"What do you reckon - yard sale, illegal dump or eviction?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wolf Karaoke

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Ever killed a man?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Easter Island Model

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

Nature Magnified

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

"They're all native to the region."

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'What are YOU looking at?'

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.