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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wolf Karaoke

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Ever killed a man?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Easter Island Model

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

"They're all native to the region."

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Nature Magnified

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'What are YOU looking at?'