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Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Rising Gas Prices

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

Puppy and Kitten.

"You say there's a dip in the market?"