Waste Whisperer Gifts

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Rising Gas Prices

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Water: the first medicine

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!