Compost Whisperer Gifts

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Agricultural Psychology

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I bake my own bread.

Beware of the Lawn

"How are we on bread?"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Professor...what are you doing?

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

In the red

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Baker

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