Laugh Whisperer Pillows

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"What did Jesus order?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

When clowns are hunting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Drunk Barber

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Football heads...

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"