Smile Whisperer Pillows

'Nice, really nice....maybe not QUITE so happy.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Woman applying makeup

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'You're very tense today.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'