Gesture Whisperer Pillows

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I think we could work very well together."

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Cellular Plan