Brace Face Whisperer Pillows

'Busy day?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I think we could work very well together."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"He's sending an instant message."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian