Brace Face Whisperer Pillows

'Busy day?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"I think we could work very well together."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Sorry, honey. I'm too old to learn new tricks and I can't remember the old ones."

Puppy and Kitten.