Humor Whisperer Pillows

Caution Covid Omicron

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"This position has become very important to the company."

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Biofelineism

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat Towels

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Litter Tray Training

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."