Honey Whisperer Gifts

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Concert Pianist.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Super pets.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."