Honey Whisperer T-Shirts

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Concert Pianist.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Superstock'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."