Hawk Whisperer T-Shirts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Turtle Hat

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Choose, Fenster

'Superstock'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

A Girl and Her Horse

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."