Hawk Whisperer Gifts

Super pets.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Turtle Hat

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Choose, Fenster

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Spindle Neurons

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Superstock'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

A Girl and Her Horse

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'