Hen Whisperer Gifts

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

A Girl and Her Horse

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

Creative accounting.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"