String Whisperer Gifts

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Happy Violinist

Harp Book

My other cello is a Stradivari

"You seem very highly strung."

Violin Practise

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

Cat Towels

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

Cats and gardens.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."