String Whisperer Pillows

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Happy Violinist

Harp Book

My other cello is a Stradivari

"You seem very highly strung."

Violin Practise

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Children's Feast.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

Litter Tray Training

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."