Western Whisperer Gifts

"Your first name really Fenderbutt? I think I call you Kemosabe."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Judge getting hair done.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!