Remote Whisperer Gifts

"Find the remote yet?"

Jack of all trades

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"I think we could work very well together."

Turing Test Today

'Interactive TV news.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Cellular Plan

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Office full of computers and wires.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"