Psyche Whisperer Gifts

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fixing the Computer.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

A woman playing a keyboard

Quiz Night...

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Frederic Chopin

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

The Four Seasonings.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"