Psyche Whisperer Gifts

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fixing the Computer.

A woman playing a keyboard

Quiz Night...

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Frederic Chopin

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

The Four Seasonings.

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"