Whimsical Communicator Pillows

'We would like to exchange this please.'

Private Phone Calls

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Email in a bottle.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

Spring Training

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Fishing for Birds