Whimsical Communicator T-Shirts

'We would like to exchange this please.'

Private Phone Calls

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Email in a bottle.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Spring Training

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Radiator jazz player

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."