Mystical Communicator Pillows

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"I used to get images, now it's all text messaging."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Modern romance'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

A voodoo doctor.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

A self-filling prophecy.

Shakespearean Actor

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193