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Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Head over Hooves

Riding School Chaos

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I think it loves us."

Fly fishing.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Superstock'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."