Whisker Wit T-Shirts

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian