Whisking Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Wedding Chefs

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!