Whisker Wizard T-Shirts

Easy shaving

To collect whiskers, Norelco unveils its new bagging shaver.

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"